Hypopotamus.

You know what really ticks me off? Hypocrites.

And one of those people happen to be my mom.

She's such a hypocrite. She always teaches me how to respect a person, how not to make that person ashamed because of what you did. She always tells me not to do this or not to do that. She teaches me a lot of stuff, and her favorite thing to teach would be respect.

Well, she really knows a lot about *insert sarcastic tone here* respect. She really *insert sarcastic tone here again* does. Yet, whenever she finds the chance to insult me in front of everybody, she does. I mean, things that we could talk about at home can't wait. Things that shouldn't be talked about in front of other people can't wait. And not only does she scold and insult me in public places, she does it with not a mild-mannered tone, but with a tone that's similar to a megaphone. It's like she's announcing to the public that "HEY! I'M SCOLDING AND INSULTING MY SON IN FRONT OF YOU! TAKE NOTICE!" and the people do. She doesn't know how to keep a mild-mannered tone. And, fun fact here, she also teaches us not to shout, to have lower tones just as so not to start an argument.

What a hypocrite. She keeps on telling, oh wait I'm wrong, NAGGING us on these lessons and yet, she does the exact opposite of what she says! What am I supposed to do?

Sorry about ranting, but I'm so pissed off right now, I need a breather. Thanks.